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"I have a dog today" speech

I have a dog today.
A black dog, a white dog
A gray dog, a green dog
A blue dog, a red dog
And a yellow dog.

I have a dog today.
He is a black dog
With long whiskers
And a big snout.

I have a dog today.
He is my dog.
And his name is Trinket.

I have a dog today.
With an extra-long tail
And a happy-go-lucky attitude.

I have a dog today.
He will stir the deep
Black potions of my heart.
He will smell me
And express his joy.

I have a dog today.
A dog tomorrow
And a dog the day after that.

I have a dog today.
He is a good dog
A bad dog
A cute dog
A fat dog
A thin dog
And a happy dog.

I have a dog today.
He is a nice dog
A happy dog
And he is my dog.

I have a dog today.
Let all dogs be free
Happy
Barking
Singing
And let happiness rule the land!

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Bill said…
You are having a good time thinking about your dog!
March 9, 2010 at 3:32 PM
Vivian said…
Google search number one! Yay!!
June 13, 2010 at 1:32 PM
Bill said…
Remember this? Trinket was still with us when you wrote this poem for him.
August 8, 2012 at 10:00 AM
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