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The Dog League: Week 12 Review(2018 Season)

Rascal proves his worth and Rare Woofs bring out the brooms in Week 12 of the Dog League. (Reminder: the Dog League is a fantasy football league run on NFL.com)






Game 1: Tug of War(109.98) vs Leaping Girl(126.96)


ANALYSIS

Leaping Girl keeps her season alive, as the unlikely tandem of Ezekiel Elliott(20.3 points) and Nick Chubb(24.8 points) powered her to victory. With this win, Leaping Girl does still have a chance to make the playoffs, although she needs to win out and for other results to go her way. Tug of War didn't have a bad game, but other than Phillip Lindsay(17 points), there were no real highlights this week.


Game 2: Ridiculous Rascals(124.94) vs Tailwaggerz(105.04)


ANALYSIS

It was an uneven game for Rascal, as Christian McCaffrey(35.7 points) and the Ravens defense(18 points) played well. On the other hand, Doug Baldwin(3.9 points), Antonio Brown(6.7 points) and Greg Olsen(1.1 points) all struggled mightily to get anything going, making this game far closer than it had any right to be. Tailwaggerz' day was very similar to Tug of War's, as there were no real standout performers. With this loss, their path to the regular season championship has gotten incredibly murky, and they have now won only one game out of the past three.


Game 3: Rare Woofs(109.92) vs Bark Force(102.82)


ANALYSIS

Rare Woofs raided the janitor's closet and brought out the best brooms money can buy, as they finished the regular season sweep over Bark Force. Leonard Fournette(22.8 points) led the way before his unfortunate ejection and probable suspension, forcing Rare Woofs to find someone else to carry the load. That man might be Josh Adams(16.4 points) who provided a nice spark this week. For Bark Force, Saquon Barkley(26.2 points) starred yet again, but this game will be the ultimate what-if scenario. Bark Force started Mark Ingram(6.6 points) this week, leaving Sony Michel(20.5 points) and JuJu Smith-Schuster(24.9 points) on the bench, both of whom could have easily won the game.


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