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Countdown to 100: Number 2

The second-to-last spot on the Countdown to 100. The second hermit crab post of the day. And coming in at Number 2 is The Route of Life. This was a chapter-based story I wrote in the 2nd grade as a tribute to my hermit crabs. I said it before and I say it again. The hermit crabs changed my life. I owe a lot to them, and I won't soon forget it. Goodbye Crabbe and Goyle and sweet dreams.

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