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WWE Fast Lane 2016 recap(AKA Pure Torture)

After an admittedly high grade for the Royal Rumble, could the WWE follow up on the momentum from a good event? No, no they couldn't.

This was just a horrible and poorly structured show, continuing with the annual tradition that they started last year. The main event was disappointing with a horrible finish, a poor undercard, and was generally boring and predictable. There really isn't that much to say, and the matches themselves were only memorable for being so sh**.

Kalisto and Del Rio on the pre-show was fine for what it was, and the opening Diva's tag match was actually pretty good. Sasha Banks is pretty good at this professional wrestling thing, and was definitely performer of the night. Owens-Ziggler was good for what it was, but I don't understand why fans should care about their fortieth match of this month. There was a six-man tag, and a Diva's title match, neither of which mattered or were important in the slightest way.

Styles-Jericho was easily the worst of their encounters, and only served to further illustrate the point that Jericho is over the hill. These two could easily have stolen the show, but ended up being possibly the worst aspect. Then there was a bullsh** segment with Edge and Christian and The New Day that was the worst wrestling segment in history. I say that not as an exaggeration, but as a fact. Curtis Axel-R-Truth was easily match of the night, for the simple reason that it ended quickly.

It's main event time, and it's time for the worst possible way to book this match. It was barely the longest match of the night, and was just so dull. The only enjoyable moment of the match was when Dean Ambrose became the smartest man in the WWE when he realized that YOU CAN USE WEAPONS!!! Then Reigns speared him, and that was that. I'm not even going to complain about Reigns' win, because I'm simply tired of mentioning his name.

1/10

I couldn't find anything more to write about this show, and I sincerely apologize. I'll try to put some more work into writting some more posts, but I'm just not in the mood. I'll stick around long enough to review Wrestlemania, but if they can't improve, then I'm on the #CancelWWENetwork bandwagon.

-Henry

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