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The Dog League: Week 13 Review(2018 Season)

Leaping Girl fights for her life and Rascal chokes in Week 13 of the Dog League. (Reminder: the Dog League is a custom fantasy football league run on NFL.com)






Game 1: Tug of War(69.74) vs Rare Woofs(86.42)


ANALYSIS

Ouch. Tug of War majorly lets down Phillip Lindsay(27.9 points) who had the game of his life without any help from the rest of the team. The two Falcons, Matt Ryan(7.64 points) and Julio Jones(1.8 points) majorly disappointed, and the early exit of A.J. Green(0.7 points) didn't help. The interesting duo of star running back Todd Gurley(28.5 points) and kicker Justin Tucker(14 points) led Rare Woofs to the win, and they have now all but clinched a playoff spot.


Game 2: Tailwaggerz(122.1) vs Leaping Girl(118.3)


ANALYSIS

After losing Kareem Hunt on Friday, Tailwaggerz narrowly pulled out a win to put themselves in the driver's seat to claim the regular season championship. No player scored over 20 points, but Jared Cook(16 points) and the Texans defense(18 points) delivered some unexpected high scoring. Keenan Allen(22.8 points) delivered a stellar Sunday night performance for Leaping Girl, but it simply wasn't enough to get the job done. Leaping Girl is now the first team to miss the playoffs in Dog League history, which has to sting.


Game 3: Bark Force(119.76) vs Ridiculous Rascals(107.38)


ANALYSIS

Needing either a win or a Tailwaggerz loss to win the regular season championship, Ridiculous Rascals got neither, dropping out of first place. Christian McCaffrey(22.1 points) was great once more, but a poor performance from Drew Brees(7.28 points) and an injury to Greg Olsen(1.3 points) dealt Rascal a tough loss. Bark Force didn't get much from most of their team, but the Chiefs got the job done, with Patrick Mahomes(33 points) and Travis Kelce(26.8 points) playing at an extremely high level.


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