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The Dog League: Week 14 Review(2018 Season)

Rascal gets the job done by the narrowest means possible in Week 14 of the Dog League. (Reminder: the Dog League is a custom fantasy football league run on NFL.com)






Game 1: Tug of War(102.78) vs Ridiculous Rascals(103.64)


ANALYSIS

Rascal pulls out a nail-biter to win his first Regular Season Championship, as running backs Christian McCaffrey(22.1 points) and Joe Mixon(19.8 points) led the way. Antonio Brown(3.5 points) massively under performed, nearly blowing the game for Rascal. For Tug of War, Julio Jones(22.6 points) and the Bears defense(20 points) came to play, but Brandin Cooks(2.2 points) and Zach Ertz(3.8 points) did not, eliminating Tug of War from the playoffs.


Game 2: Bark Force(130.48) vs Tailwaggerz(96.7)


ANALYSIS

Big games from Saquon Barkley(25.7 points) and JuJu Smith-Schuster(25 points) led Bark Force to an expected win, and a playoff spot. With Kareem Hunt and James Conner gone, Tailwaggerz would've hoped that David Johnson(6.1 points) would step up, but his struggles continued. The two teams will meet again next week in the first round of the playoffs.


Game 3: Leaping Girl(119.68) vs Rare Woofs(91.12)


ANALYSIS

It was a game that didn't matter at all to Leaping Girl, but she still got the job done behind a monster performance from George Kittle(27 points). Rare Woofs didn't get much production from their running backs, as Todd Gurley(5.8 points) and Leonard Fournette(4.1 points) both posted clunkers. Despite the loss, Rare Woofs made the playoffs anyway, and will face the red-hot first place Ridiculous Rascals in the first round.


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