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The Dog League: Week 11 Review(2018 Season)

Bark Force shows no mercy and Tailwaggerz rallies in Week 11 of the Dog League. (Reminder: the Dog League is a custom fantasy football league run on NFL.com)






Game 1: Tug of War(98.84) vs Tailwaggerz(120.32)


ANALYSIS

Tailwaggerz left it late, but pulled out the win on Monday night, as Jared Goff(35.12 points), Kareem Hunt(17.1 points) and Greg Zuerlein(12 points) got the job done. It was an inconsistent day for the league's top team, as James Conner(4.9 points), Alshon Jeffery(3.3 points) and Trey Burton(0.9 points) all struggled. For Tug of War, the Eagles' real life disaster cost them big, as Carson Wentz(0.84 points) and Zach Ertz(1.5 points) gave them little in the way of production.


Game 2: Ridiculous Rascals(144.42) vs Rare Woofs(94.8)


ANALYSIS

It's hard to compete with a team with two 30+ point scorers, as Rascal had this week with Drew Brees(30.52 points) and Tyreek Hill(33.5 points). Not much in terms of big scoring for Rare Woofs this week, as only Leonard Fournette(20.1 points) brought much to the table. Todd Gurley(9.4 points) disappointed on Monday night, and now goes on bye, leaving Rare Woofs in a precarious spot.


Game 3: Leaping Girl(87.9) vs Bark Force(188.92)


ANALYSIS

Ouch. I mean, what else is there to say for this historic loss from Leaping Girl? She was easily the worst team in the league, and had to deal with that kind of scoring on the other end, erasing any chance at a potential comeback. For Bark Force, not one thing went wrong this week. Patrick Mahomes(35.92 points), Aaron Jones(22.3 points), Saquon Barkley(33.2 points), Mike Evans(24 points) and Mark Ingram(22.3 points) all had massive days in the blowout win. Only Harrison Butker and the Steelers defense finished in single digit scoring, both putting up 9, preventing Bark Force from achieving the rare distinction of having every players in double digits.


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