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Henry's Universe Mode(Season 5): Summerslam 2019 (Part 1)

Welcome to Part 1 of Summerslam! In this part, Sasha Banks and Asuka look to steal the show once more, The Undisputed Era begin their quest for gold, Rusev continues his war against tag team wrestling and unlikely allies Becky Lynch, Charlotte Flair and Naomi team up to face the Riott Squad. And then in Part 1's main event, it's a huge match for the future of SmackDown, as Sami Zayn defends his WWE Championship against Daniel Bryan! And now, Raw and SmackDown present...........................Summerslam! Universe Mode Summerslam August 25th, 2019 Location: Chicago, IL Summerslam 2019 Theme Song- "Shoot to Thrill"- AC/DC Sasha Banks(c) vs Asuka- SmackDown Women's Championship Match Asuka has been a force of destruction lately, and early on, Sasha Banks seemed to be poised for destruction. Asuka took the new champion apart with calculating, vicious offense. But Sasha had a few tricks up her sleeve, almost literally, as a ...

Henry's Universe Mode(Season 5): Summerslam 2019 Preview

The Biggest Party of the Summer promises a night filled with crunching action, featuring the "Dutch Destroyer" taking on "The Beast". Summerslam 2019 Card Sasha Banks(c) vs Asuka- SmackDown Women's Championship Match Summerslam opens with a massive contest, as Sasha Banks puts her newly won title on the line against Asuka. After defeating Asuka and Kairi Sane in tag team action a few months back, "The Empress" got her revenge, forcing Banks to tap to the Asuka Lock following an in-ring confrontation. Asuka goaded Banks into giving her a match with Bayley, then proceeded to destroy the champ's best friend, leaving her without any allies. Sasha declared that she was willing to defend her title against Asuka, not to protect Bayley's honor but her own, as "The Boss" seeks revenge for her loss to Asuka at Money in the Bank last year. The Bar(c) vs The Undisputed Era- Raw Tag Team Championship Match Adam Cole, Bobby Fish an...

American Dad "The Hand that Rocks the Rogu" Review

American Dad as a show is definitely not afraid to get a little freaky, and nothing is more evident than the existence of Rogu, Roger's tumor that became a character himself in "Persona Assistant". Rogu primarily works as a character because he stays in the background, but this week, he takes a starring role in one of the weirdest American Dad episodes to date. "The Hand that Rocks the Rogu" has little in the way of traditional plot structure, and can only barely be considered an episode at all. It's more a collection of funny and bizarre skits, with a few running plot points that end up forming some sort of resolution. Steve wants to become a babysitter, but Francine says he's not ready, so he needs to prove himself to her. He does that by taking care of Rogu, as Roger is off for a night of NSFW activities. Steve is instructed not to let Rogu have candy or screentime, but violates both rules almost immediately. It turns out that Rogu multiplies w...

The Dog League: 2019 Preseason Update

I don't normally do update posts in the Preseason, but there's been enough happening in the Dog League to necessitate this post, especially yesterday. Let's begin. (Reminder: the Dog League is a custom fantasy football league run on NFL.com) Rule Changes First off, I've removed the rule that any fumble forced would be a +1 to the DEF and a -1 to the offensive player. I think it was a good idea in theory, but having watched a lot of game highlights lately, there are so many fumbles in each game that it would be too overpowered. Tug of War First for roster changes is Tug of War, who unexpectedly lost starting QB Andrew Luck to an early retirement. They'll activate Option C to bring in Jacoby Brissett, who will back-up new starting QB Philip Rivers. Bark Force Not as big of news but still noteworthy as Bark Force lost bench RB Lamar Miller to what will likely be a season ending injury. They also activate Option C, acquiring Duke Johnson to sit on...

Henry's Universe Mode(Season 5) NXT Takeover: Seattle

Welcome to the "Emerald City", Seattle, Washington, where this bustling and beautiful metropolis plays host to NXT's latest Takeover event. Tonight, Matt Riddle looks to unseat Tommaso Ciampa from his throne atop the black and yellow brand, but with Keith Lee watching on from ringside, can the "King of Bros" keep his composure? The cruiserweights will take center stage, as Roderick Strong pays for his outlandish actions in a Street Fight against Cedric Alexander, and should Strong lose, he will be fired from NXT. Plus, Rhea Ripley looks for redemption as she challenges the undefeated Io Shirai, Heavy Machinery challenge for the tag titles and Candice LeRae faces Sonya Deville! Universe Mode NXT Takeover August 11th, 2019 Location: Seattle, WA Candice LeRae vs Sonya Deville This was a fantastic showing from Sonya Deville tonight, who dominated the veteran LeRae with her kicks and submission expertise. Any time Candice ...

Henry's Universe Mode(Season 5) NXT Takeover: Seattle Preview

Seattle is the sight of the next NXT Takeover event as "The Blackheart" faces "The King of Bros". NXT Takeover: Seattle Card Candice LeRae vs Sonya Deville The duo of Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville have slowly been working their way up the card, but found their momentum come to a halt after new NXT signing Candice LeRae defeated Rose in singles action. Triple H was eager to sign LeRae after her fantastic match with Ronda Rousey last year at Unforgiven, and after overcoming the disappointment of the loss, Rose saw a potential opportunity. The pair have gone after Candice multiple times in recent weeks, leading to the match being made and giving Sonya a chance to pick up a high profile win. Moustache Mountain(c) vs Heavy Machinery- NXT Tag Team Championship Match Despite their general quirkiness, Otis Dozovic and Tucker Knight are a legit team, and managed to pick up a big win over James Drake and Zach Gibson to become number one contenders. These two w...

American Dad "Eight Fires" Review

A large amount of American Dad episodes in the TBS years seek to impress with crazy plot twists and ridiculous one-liners, seemingly to make up for the fact that the writers have run out of ideas. Anyone who has been a long term fan of the show can tell you that older episodes never really had that style, instead opting for simpler storytelling, built to slowly escalate over the course of each episode. Sure, AD has long been a wild show where anything can happen, but the interaction between characters were always grounded and rooted in emotion. But even with this season showcasing just how long in the tooth AD is, this week showed that it is still possible to recapture that old magic. "Eight Fires" succeeds, at least for me, because of a more simplistic plot. In the opening minutes, we are shown just how far the Smith family will go to avoid Francine's cooking, which is a solid place to start as Francine has been noted for her lack of cooking skill in the past. She...

Henry's Universe Mode(Season 5): The Bash 2019

Summer begins to heat up as SmackDown's main event scene takes center stage. John Cena and Daniel Bryan conclude their months long rivalry in an epic 30 minute Iron Man match, plus Johnny Gargano gets the opportunity of a lifetime as he challenges Sami Zayn for the WWE Championship. All that and much more tonight as the blue brand prepares for the Biggest Party of the Summer! And now, SmackDown presents......................The Bash! Universe Mode The Bash July 14th, 2019 Location: Colorado Springs, CO The Bash 2019 Theme Song- "Diamond Eyes"- Shinedown Bobby Roode vs Samoa Joe If Bobby Roode was to win this match, it would have to be with strategy, and early on, Roode had Samoa Joe well scouted. "The Glorious One" stayed one step ahead of Joe for the opening few minutes, but it wasn't enough to keep Joe on the back foot. Joe hit back with a vicious forearms, and turned the match into a physical affair. Roode took ...

Henry's Universe Mode(Season 5): The Bash 2019 Preview

Summer kicks into overdrive in Universe Mode as SmackDown Live hosts The Bash. The Bash 2019 Card Bobby Roode vs Samoa Joe Since becoming Mr. Money in the Bank, Bobby Roode has been sure to let everyone know about his shiny new briefcase. This angered Samoa Joe, who vowed to teach the "Glorious One" a lesson in respect, and has been chasing Roode for weeks. Edge set up a match between the two, but that wasn't enough for Joe, who cornered Roode backstage on the go-home show, forcing Roode to accept an extra stipulation to their match: if Samoa Joe wins, he also wins the Money in the Bank briefcase. The Balor Club vs The New Day After months of faction warfare, bad blood spilled over between the Balor Club and New Day, who tore SmackDown's set and backstage area apart in a vicious brawl. With that, Edge realized that the only way to settle the score is in the ring. To ensure that the two stables will move on from each other, the winners of this match wi...

American Dad "No Weddings and a Funeral" Review

Apologies for being a day late with this review, I was busy yesterday. Just like last week's "Enter Stanman", American Dad returns to the well of outlandish ideas mixed with mature storytelling this week, and finds success once again. "No Weddings and a Funeral" is a Klaus episode, which may scare some fans away off the jump. It's fair to say that Klaus has never been the show's most popular character, though he's proven to be capable of a major role if he has another character to play off of. In this case, it's the entire Smith family, who finally go to far in their abuse of the talking fish, prompting Klaus to pack his bags(or wheelbarrow, as it were) and head off on his own. Admittedly, the early scenes of the family making fun of Klaus felt like Family Guy at its worst, but while their barbs were intended as comedy, the episode at least makes it clear that they've finally crossed the line. Suddenly, we're 15 years into the futur...

Henry's Universe Mode(Season 5): Money in the Bank 2019 (Part 2)

Welcome to Part 2 of Money in the Bank, where the men's ladder match will kick things off. Also in Part 2, Toni Storm challenges for the Raw Women's Championship, Sami Zayn looks to survive a triple threat match and Aleister Black gets his last shot at Shinsuke Nakamura and the Universal Championship!  Money in the Bank 2019 Theme Song- "Money and the Power"- Kid Ink Men's Money in the Bank Ladder Match After warring throughout the match, issues between The Miz and Jon Moxley of Raw defined the finish. Moxley initially laid out Miz with a knee trembler, but as he scaled the ladder, Miz regained his bearings long enough to grab Moxley's leg, preventing him from climbing high enough to grab the briefcase. As Moxley tried to fight Miz off, Bobby Roode snuck up the other side of the ladder. Before Moxley or Miz could react, Roode unhooked the briefcase and became Mr. Money in the Bank! Winner: Bobby Roode Ruby Riott(c) v...

Henry's Universe Mode(Season 5): Money in the Bank 2019 (Part 1)

Welcome to Part 1 of Money in the Bank, which opens in a big way as Rusev and Braun Strowman meet in what promises to be an intense hoss fight, with the winner earning a spot in the Men's Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Plus, The Bar and Andrade "Cien" Almas defend their titles and the second Ms. Money in the Bank is crowned! And now, Raw and SmackDown present...................Money in the Bank!   Universe Mode Money in the Bank June 23rd, 2019 Location: Hartford, CT Money in the Bank 2019 Theme Song- "Money and the Power"- Kid Ink Braun Strowman vs Rusev Early on, it was made obvious that the "Monster Among Men" had the power advantage between these two, no-selling powerful Rusev lariats. Rusev would nearly be put away quickly, after Strowman delivered a chokeslam, though Lana distracted the official from making the pinfall. Strowman looked to finish it with the running powerslam, but Rusev countered and...

American Dad "Enter Stanman" Review

American Dad toes a very thin line in most episodes, as the writers constantly attempt to balance the absurd nature of the show with the more reality based storylines and relationships it tells. While most episodes fall short of finding that perfect blend, when it works, American Dad is capable of telling sweet and artistic storylines you can't find anywhere else on television. That's not to say "Enter Stanman" is a perfect episode, by any means. It starts with a mostly cliche premise, as Stan is insecure after Francine dreams of having sex with Jeff. There's a fun montage set to "Mr. Sandman" where Stan does everything possible to just stop Francine from dreaming altogether, which ends up with the two in counseling. There's a great scene where they just talk out their issues and need absolutely no help, and bonus points as their therapist is not Dr. Penguin(who was killed off) but is actually his twin brother(by marriage). Of course, Stan isn...

Henry's Universe Mode(Season 5): Money in the Bank 2019 Preview

The first dual branded pay-per-view of Season 5 is Money in the Bank, as six women and eight men vie for the opportunity to change their careers forever. Money in the Bank 2019 Card Braun Strowman vs Rusev Now "free" from the "dead weight" of Aiden English, Rusev has been on a mission to eradicate all tag team wrestling. In a Money in the Bank Qualification Match between Jeff and Matt Hardy, Rusev beat down and injured both men, before claiming that he should take his spot in the ladder match. Edge, however, had other ideas, as he decided to pit Rusev against the "Monster Among Men" for the final spot in the match. The Bar(c) vs The Ascension- Raw Tag Team Championship Match After revitalizing their careers in NXT, Konnor and Viktor have picked up quite a few wins on the Raw brand, even defeating the Authors of Pain in an impressive display to become number one contenders. Will Cesaro and Sheamus be dethroned at Money in the Bank? Andra...

Henry's Universe Mode(Season 5) NXT Takeover: Blackpool

Welcome to Blackpool, where tonight Tommaso Ciampa faces the monumental task of finding a way to defeat WALTER. Plus, Jack Gallagher challenges Cedric Alexander for the Cruiserweight Championship, Io Shirai vs Dakota Kai, Matt Riddle vs Drew Gulak and an exciting collision between Moustache Mountain and the Grizzled Young Veterans for the NXT Tag Team Championships! Universe Mode NXT Takeover: Blackpool June 9th, 2019 Location: Blackpool, ENG Moustache Mountain(c) vs Grizzled Young Veterans- NXT Tag Team Championship Match James Drake and Zach Gibson did not appeal themselves to the crowd early on, using a lot of strikes and rest holds to wear down the champions. Gibson was particularly dominant early on, as his size advantage proved to be a huge obstacle for Tyler Bate and Trent Seven to overcome. After Bate took a lot of offense, he was eventually able to tag in Seven, who upped the tempo. Seven got close to ending Drake's night with a big r...